Did somebody step on a duck? Cut the cheese? Release the barking spiders? If you’re not currently eating beans, beef jerky and milk, get your fart fix on AddictingGames. We’ve got the gassiest, stinkiest, greenest farts around. Take your personal pressure valve and make it into hilarious fun!
Ren & Stimpy’s Crazy Cannon
Like to see celebrities fart? We asked Jennifer Lopez, but she wouldn’t return our calls. So we present Stimpy, who farts for distance in this pile of projectile mayhem.
Stickya Adventurya
Make your farts work for you! Trapped in an underground Lair of Mystery, you have only one weapon to defend yourself. Your own stinky discharge! Fortunately, canned beans abound. You’ll need all the refueling you can get!
Hide the Fart
Korea: home of kim chee. It was only a matter of time until that spicy cabbage pickle reemerged… in game form! Fart without getting caught. How? Wait for a garbage truck to go by!
Farting Dog Harmonics
What if you gathered gassy old dogs together, and played them like a musical fart organ? Here’s your answer. Compose smelly tunes and play them over and over. Now completely old-dog-smell free!
Hide the Farta in Sparta
Need some intellectual fiber to go with all that junk food farting? Try ancient Greece! Answer increasingly irrational questions about the Mother of Western Civilization. Then attempt to pass gas with class in mythological settings!
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