OMG a real Potty Racer!!!!
What if your favorite AddictingGames were actually real? Imagine a world where helpful monkeys assist you in popping balloons and where a port-a-potty could easily be launched into space. Earth would be a beautiful place if this was so and who says it can’t be someday? We are dreamers over here at AG so we have come up with a dream list of games that we wish could really be real! Check out our picks below and leave us a comment with the games that you would could be a part of your real life. Think of all the possibilities…
Tattoo Artist 2:
I’ve always had a fascination with tattoo artists because they are essentially strangers who permanently ink your body. Crazy! They are also very talented artists and I’m jealous because I can barely make a stick figure. I’m sure a tattoo machine is nothing like my mouse but playing Tattoo Artist 2 gives me a taste of how cool life would be as an artist.
Cyclomaniacs:
Back in the day I was a menace on my 10-speed. By menace I mean I would often ride with no hands, talk about a dare devil! So if Cyclomaniacs were IRL I would be performing tricks like crazy and showing off my mad skillz, with a z… that is how mad my skillz are.
Them Coconuts
I dare you to find a better game theme song. And, no, Mario Brothes is nothing compared to the sweet, Casio keyboard recreation of a pan flute. It makes me wish I was defending the king, by throwing coconuts at cop cars, knights, and various other medieval creatures. Them Coconuts LARPing organization? Fund it!
Gangsta Bean
As a produce enthusiast, I appreciate the oh-so-subtle message Gangsta Bean has. Truthfully, I do believe the massive amounts of organic, hippie health food I consume morph into butt kicking vigilantes, pwning the french fries and jelly beans I inevitably will consume. So, in closing, Gangsta Bean is totes in real life!
I Don’t Even Game
If I could spend a few months in this game, I’d be so happy. I’d be as funny as a LOLcat, and pretty much all my adventures would be the awesome funtime. How could you be sad while laughing this hard?
Arch Rivals
I hate clowns. I especially hate clowns who fly on playing cards. Besides, IRL, I do archery, so spending time with a bow and arrow is natural. Did I mention how much I hate clowns? There are endless clowns available for puncture in this game. So if it were IRL, I’d be sticking arrows into clowns all day long.
Crush The Castle Player Pack
Just imagine if you were actually able to bust down castles in real life all day with out any consequences! Oh the fun you could have causing massive amounts of destruction on ye old castles. Where do I sign up?!?!?!
Potty Racers 2
I don’t even have to say much about this one. If you could actually turn a port-a-potty into a rocket powered vehicle that could reach outer space then life would just be perfect. I still have dreams of racing my own potty one day. I hope I can share it with all of you on the blog soon!
