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Top 5 Games Your Parents Are Totally Playing At Work Right Now

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009
Parents Play just like you!

Parents play just like you!

Let’s be honest, as much as our parents claim they hate us playing video games, or casual games, they are total gaming nerds too. While we are killing zombies, and torturing stick figures, however, mom and dad are into more… ahem, “work related” gaming. I’m not talking about Solitaire or Bejeweled, or anything like that- no, no… Rest assured mom and dad are checking out the games on AddictingGames, and loving it just as much as you are. Here, dear readers, are the Top 5 Games Your Parents are Totally Playing at Work Right Now.

5-Mortgage Meltdown

There’s something therapeutic about tycoon games, particularly ones which relate to your life. Mortgage Meltdown fulfills mom and dad’s desire to buy any house they would like, in just a few minutes. Not worrying about loans, or past due payments, or mortgages, or house repairs- particularly getting funky smells out of the carpet, which take more than a round or two of cleaning from a rented carpet cleaner from Safeway, countless scrubbing and sprays, and enough elbow grease to clean the city of Oakland. Wait, where was I going with this? Oh, it’s fun to pretend. Where is that darn vacuum cleaner…

4- Mini Putt

Let’s be honest here, your parents don’t necessarily want to be working nine hours a day in an office, just as you don’t want to be in a classroom nine hours a day. While you would rather be watching Kanye ruin Taylor Swift’s VMA award (oh, no he didn’t!), or skateboarding, your parents would rather be riding around a golf course, hitting balls and relaxing. Mini Putt gives dad and mom the ability to practice their golfing skills, only in the internet form. FORE!

3- Mario’s Adventure 2

Give mom and dad some credit here, they probably had the first Mario game, which is pretty freakin’ cool! Nintendo has come pretty far since those days, but your parents are a heck of a lot more retro than you think. Ask mom and dad if they had Mario tournaments. Probably not, but that can open the discussion about you having a sweet AddictingGames tournament at your house. Just looking out for you guys!

2- Whack Your Boss

When you get into “the real world”, not only do you realize how much it sucks, but you also realize those annoying teachers who take all your fun away are still around, and they are called “your boss”. (Not my boss though, fun and hard work is always encouraged here!) Remember all those nights mom and/or dad had to stay late because their boss made them? I’ll bet they were playing Whack Your Boss while finishing TPS reports. Can’t blame them for that.

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Do I even need to explain?

Walkthrough Wednesday: The X Spot

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

It’s that time of the week again! First off, I have started to finally get some requests for some new walkthroughs and I just want to let you all know that I am working on them as fast as I can. Till then check out this sweet walkthrough for The X Spot. In this game its pretty much just about finding the X. That might seem kind of easy, but the developers of this one have worked hard to make this difficult and fun with some really great visuals. See if you have the X FACTOR and try The X Spot. Shout out to GH3L3g3nd for the video! See you next week!

Top Five Stinkiest Fart Games

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

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Did somebody step on a duck? Cut the cheese? Release the barking spiders? If you’re not currently eating beans, beef jerky and milk, get your fart fix on AddictingGames. We’ve got the gassiest, stinkiest, greenest farts around. Take your personal pressure valve and make it into hilarious fun!

Ren & Stimpy’s Crazy Cannon
Like to see celebrities fart? We asked Jennifer Lopez, but she wouldn’t return our calls. So we present Stimpy, who farts for distance in this pile of projectile mayhem.

Stickya Adventurya
Make your farts work for you! Trapped in an underground Lair of Mystery, you have only one weapon to defend yourself. Your own stinky discharge! Fortunately, canned beans abound. You’ll need all the refueling you can get!

Hide the Fart
Korea: home of kim chee. It was only a matter of time until that spicy cabbage pickle reemerged… in game form! Fart without getting caught. How? Wait for a garbage truck to go by!

Farting Dog Harmonics
What if you gathered gassy old dogs together, and played them like a musical fart organ? Here’s your answer. Compose smelly tunes and play them over and over. Now completely old-dog-smell free!

Hide the Farta in Sparta
Need some intellectual fiber to go with all that junk food farting? Try ancient Greece! Answer increasingly irrational questions about the Mother of Western Civilization. Then attempt to pass gas with class in mythological settings!

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Happy Anti-Boredom Month!

Thursday, July 16th, 2009
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Just say no to boredom... and house fires

Have you been waking up at noon, eating a bowl of cereal and announcing your boredom? Without the daily grind of school and all that pesky homework, filling non-sleeping hours with boundless entertainment can be a difficult task to master. Lucky for you, we here at AG have been adding games and playing our old favorites so that you, our awesome gamers, never have to utter the words “I’m Bored” again. In honor of National Anti-Boredom month why don’t you give these games a try and if you’re still bored, make your own game…

bustin-blocks Bustin’ Blocks
Have you ever had a touch of the insomnia and thought “Hmm, let me play Bustin’ Blocks real quick until I get tired” and then no matter how many times you tell yourself this will be your last level you can’t stop and before you know it, it’s 4am… just me?

Popopop
Strategically pop the dots to move to the next level. This game requires hand/eye coordination, quick thinking and hours of free time. Plus, once you master the levels you can create your own.

Mini Putt
Nothing says anti-boredom more than golf, if you’re Tiger Woods. And since most of us aren’t, why not try your hand at Mini Putt. All you have to do it putt the ball and if you can beat my five over par on the 18th hole let me know. Need more? Try Mini Put 2 and Mini Put 3!

Fancy Pants Adventure 2
You will never grow bored of Fancy Pants! He can run, jump and kill spiders! What more could you ask for in a stick figure?

Top Photo credit: punditkitchen.com

Walkthrough Wednesday: Crush The Castle

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009
Bringing Down The House!

Bringing Down The House!

Hello gamers! I am back with another installment of “Walkthrough Wednesday“. This week we bring to you one of the highest rated games on Addictinggames.comCrush The Castle“.

In this amazing game of death and destruction its is up to you to be “ye old demolishion man” and bring down the house, literaly! It can be kind of tricky to master this game which is why Crush The Castle is being featured today! Teoleo22vn has created a video where he completes all 24 levels (with out cheating).  While this shouldn’t be considered an actual walkthrough, it is sure to help you if you get stuck  in any particular level. Enjoy!

Are stuck at a level in another game? Well let us know! Each week we pick a game to feature for Walkthrough Wednesday’s and next week me might feature the one you chose! Just comment on this post with the name of the game you want help with and I’ll do my best to bring it to the blog!

High Scores for Patriotism: Happy 4th Of July!

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009
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USA! USA! USA!

If my coworkers wouldn’t look at me weird, I’d probably wear one of those novelty American flag top hats to work this time of year. Maybe it’s something in the water, but the Fourth of July always puts me in an overly patriotic mood.

Hats are only the beginning. From napkins for the family barbeque to ambient music, everything pays tribute to the Land of the Free around here. That’s why I can’t get enough of Addicting Games! Are you kidding me? These games are perfect for the summer and for a bandwagon patriot like me! I especially recommend checking out the following titles on addictinggames.com:

Geography Game – It’s pretty simple in theory. They give you a state name and you have to find it. But, with a cartoon-ish version of the map, it’s not exactly easy. In fact, it’s downright difficult.

50 States– If you think finding all 50 states is difficult, get a load of this game. Not only do you have to match the city with the state, you have to put it in the correct location! Addicting Games really wants to know how well you know the United States. It’s probably one of the toughest games online!

Shoot for the SkyGeography not your thing? Check out this one. With fireworks sparkling in the distance, you have to shoot at clouds with a cannon. Distance and accuracy are everything here.

If you love the Fourth of July like me, you’ll love these online games. The fact that they’re free games helps, too. (Hey, even patriots can be frugal.) Happy gaming!

The AddictingGames Showdown: And The Winners Are

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
And the winners are...

And the winners are...

After 5 million votes were submitted by gamers just like you, we now know which of our amazing games reign supreme as the best online! Never before has the world of casual gaming and television collided like this with such a great response and it’s all because of you.  Take a look below for the winners and keep on playing! Thanks again to everybody who participated and hopefully this will just be the first of many Showdowns to come!

The Mos Addicting Game

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5 Food Games That Will Fill You Up!

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Food or Not Food?

mmmm Chicken!

Food. It’s all around you. And probably inside of you. But not everything you can jam in your mouth is good for you. So, with your nutritional needs in mind, we’ve designed a tasty menu of food-related games. Think of it as an AddictingGames Pu Pu Platter.

1. Got a sweet tooth? Try out Cookie Cutter Pets. Roll dough and cut cookies before time runs out. Exploit cookie dough to the fullest!

2.  Have you ever tasted kippers and peanut butter on a sandwich? No? Play Bacon Lettuce Tomato, and explore cutting edge sandwich technology.

3. Sooner or later, you, too, will work in the Food Industry. You might as well practice now with Hot Dog Bush: for People who need People who need Hot Dogs.

4. Can you really eat that? And what would you pay for it? Take your culinary chances with Meal or No Meal, where every dish is a potential gross-out.

5. Is there a game that combines good nutrition with unlimited ammunition? Oh, you bet there is: Gangsta Bean 2. Gangsta Bean is on a mission – eliminating junk food. Eliminating junk food with extreme prejudice.

And remember, as a rule, games do NOT taste like chicken!

AG Gets Social!

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Hey AddictingGamers,

BIG NEWS! You asked for new ways to play with friends, and we’ve delivered!

Starting today, you can:
- Create & customize your AddictingGames profile with photos, favorites, & comments
- Post high scores to site leaderboards, to see how you compare with friends & other players
- Find, invite, & make new friends on AG
- Read & start discussions on our new blog about great games & events

Addictinggames.com

It’s all about making the site more social, which means more fun for you & your friends. And now that it’s live, we want to know what you think! So join the AddictingGames community, check out the new site, & post your comments here.

It’s your move now!

- The AG Editors