4 Games to Fill the Void Left by Flappy Bird

Flappy Bird, you were taken from us too soon. There are seven stages of grief: Denial, guilt, bargaining and a bunch of other crap that isn’t playing Flappy Bird. We’re still in denial, so we whipped up this list of four games to fill the void in our hearts and pipes.

 

Helicopter Game

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Helicopter Game is the O.G.: Original Game. It’s the inventor of the rage-viation genre. Helicopter Game is like the hipster Flappy Bird, crashing into stuff before it was cool. Earn some frequent ire miles.

Play Helicopter Game here: pwnAG.com/helicopter

 

Red Runner

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In space, no one can hear you flap. Red Runner is not called Red Rocket, despite how many times we call it that, but it is a ridiculously difficult game that’ll have you piloting a not-red rocket through an intergalactic, industrial gauntlet. It’s also on our new mobile site — m.addictinggames.com — so you can break your keyboard and your phone!

Play Red Runner here: pwnAG.com/redrunner

 

Hanna in a Choppa 2

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In Hanna in a Choppa 2 aka Tunnel Pilot, there is a helicopter and you do need to land at the flag, butm, in the meantime, you can use your Manipulator to push stuff around, uncover the hidden secrets in each level, and earn the greatest achieves ever! Follow instructions or ignore instructions. Either way, it could end in cake.

Play Hanna in a Choppa 2 here: pwnAG.com/choppa2

 

Flight

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Flight has you launch your paper plane around the world. OK, so about the only thing it has in common with Flappy Bird is that you’re flying, but that’s one more thing than you have in common with Flappy Bird. Can you fly?  No? Then quit casting stones and start casting paper planes!

Play Flight here: pwnAG.com/flight

 

Bad Gamer Pickup Lines for Valentine’s Day

If you’re planning a hot date for Valentine’s Day … let’s face it, you wouldn’t be reading this.  You need help and you need it fast. Check out these gamer pickup lines.  They’re really bad, but if we had good pickup lines, we wouldn’t be gamers.

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QWOPentine

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Achievement Unlocked 3 walkthrough

Achievement Unlocked 3 is a bonkers platformer that involves candy, a giant regal hamster and an elephant with a list of achievements longer than his trunk. Run through this wild parody of a gaming culture that panders to players’ needs for constant approval and affirmation. Achievement Unlocked: Read description! Here’s 500 arbitrary points!

Play Achievement Unlocked 3 here: pwnAG.com/achieve3

Watch the Achievement Unlocked 3 walkthrough below:

 

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Red Space walkthrough

Red Space is a point-and-click adventure from another planet. You’re part of an intergalactic expedition, but it’s looking increasingly likely that you’re also going to be part of an alien monster’s digestive system. Don’t get scared, because it’ll be really unpleasant if you pee your spacesuit in zero gravity.

Play Red Space here: pwnAG.com/redspace

Watch the Red Space walkthrough below:

 

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6 Valentine’s Day Cards Only Gamers Will Love

Wanna tell that special someone how you feel about them, but can’t bear the thought of human interaction? Perfect! Here’s some gamer Valentine’s Day cards guaranteed to get your crush to notice you … for better or worse.

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Sniper Team 2: pwnAG.com/st2

 

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Eye Surgery: pwnAG.com/eyesurgery

 

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The Impossible Quiz: pwnAG.com/iq

 

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A Tale of Two Yetis (coming Friday, only on AddictingGames)

 

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Printable version

 

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Bad Gamer Pickup Line #14

 

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Bad Gamer Pickup Line #37

 

XOXO,

AddictingGames.com