Someone once told us to run downhill if we’re trying to escape a bear, because bears can’t run downhill and will start tumbling. Great. Now, we’re being chased by an enraged, somersaulting bear whose claws are flailing wildly. I’ve gone from running from a bear to running away from a 500-pound weed whacker with fangs.
Playing the escape game Bear Escape is a much more fun experience.
It was the best of yetis, it was the worst of yetis. A Tale of Two Yetis is an abominable escape game and it’s only on AddictingGames.com. Hopefully, it teaches us to see the world from a yeti’s point of view or risk losing these majestic beasts forever. Yetis still exist, right?
Flappy Bird, you were taken from us too soon. There are seven stages of grief: Denial, guilt, bargaining and a bunch of other crap that isn’t playing Flappy Bird. We’re still in denial, so we whipped up this list of four games to fill the void in our hearts and pipes.
Helicopter Game is the O.G.: Original Game. It’s the inventor of the rage-viation genre. Helicopter Game is like the hipster Flappy Bird, crashing into stuff before it was cool. Earn some frequent ire miles.
In space, no one can hear you flap. Red Runner is not called Red Rocket, despite how many times we call it that, but it is a ridiculously difficult game that’ll have you piloting a not-red rocket through an intergalactic, industrial gauntlet. It’s also on our new mobile site — m.addictinggames.com — so you can break your keyboard and your phone!
In Hanna in a Choppa 2 aka Tunnel Pilot, there is a helicopter and you do need to land at the flag, butm, in the meantime, you can use your Manipulator to push stuff around, uncover the hidden secrets in each level, and earn the greatest achieves ever! Follow instructions or ignore instructions. Either way, it could end in cake.
Flight has you launch your paper plane around the world. OK, so about the only thing it has in common with Flappy Bird is that you’re flying, but that’s one more thing than you have in common with Flappy Bird. Can you fly? No? Then quit casting stones and start casting paper planes!
If you’re planning a hot date for Valentine’s Day … let’s face it, you wouldn’t be reading this. You need help and you need it fast. Check out these gamer pickup lines. They’re really bad, but if we had good pickup lines, we wouldn’t be gamers.