I WANNA ROCK!

Alright, gamers, let’s have a heart to heart. How many of you are band nerds? Perhaps show choir nerds? Do you spend your days studying your John Philip Sousa pieces, preparing for the next band concert, or diligently perfecting your jazz hands? I won’t hold it against you, you guys, as I was also a complete and total band nerd. I happily signed up for marching band, and was usually the first to arrive in band class. I could play all my major scales on my saxophone before most other students, and used my break time to study and practice arpeggios. Never let anyone tell you being a band nerd is anything less than cool, because you know what we have that other people don’t?

The ability to relate to rock stars.

No matter how small, every band nerd has a secret desire to be a rock star. Whether it’s Lady GaGa, Avenged Sevenfold, or Josh Groban, we all want to be on stage performing, having the audience loving every second of our performance. And truthfully, we understand the pressure rock stars face, we know the level of dedication it takes, and we know how many bad decisions it takes to rock out with your socks out.

So, dear gamers, here are the top five rock star fantasy games on AddictingGames. Hey, if RPG dorks can have their moments, why can’t we??

5- My Party Band

Ah, bass, drums, and guitar. So simple, yet so effective. Imagine, if you can, performing on a stage with your two best friends, bringing the rock and being the roll. You and your buddies are the ultimate rock stars in this game, and the sweet riffs you get to pick from solidify that fact!

4- Celebrity Smackdown

No true rock star has made it until they have a public feud with a celebrity. It confirms your ability to kick some butt, and rock out while doing so! Did your tuba get stolen by a jock? Were you walking to your locker for wearing your band or choir uniform? Get your revenge out fantasy style in Celebrity Smackdown!

3- Stick Band
Similar to My Party Band, but just that much more challenging. Test your rocking out skills with Stick Band, and be the ultimate Stick Rocker!

2- Dress to Rock
The best thing about being a rock star is being able to wear crazy clothes, and getting away with it. It also is the most important. Test your rock star style knowledge in Dress to Rock, and wear your Mohawk with pride!

1- Rock Band Rampage
Did you say you didn’t want to see any green M&M’s backstage? Did you request 3-foot lavender candles, and exactly twenty-seven bottles of sparkling water? Were none of these requests met? Well, take your rage out in Rock Band Rampage, and show those show promoters who the rock star of this venue is!!

Disgusting!!!

If there’s one thing we understand at AddictingGames, it’s gross. Why? Because the distance between gross and hilarious is paper-thin. If it grosses you out, it probably makes you laugh. Parasites, primitive surgery, bodily fluids and ugly naked bodies: we’ve got it all! Select the nastiness that you want to experiment with, and get ugly with it!

We’ve done you one big favor, though. We turned off the smell on all of these games. Trust us, you don’t want to know.

Dark Cut 2
Battlefield sleeurgery without anesthesia? Where do I sign up?

Leech
Suck blood from people stupid enough to wade through your river.

Porta-Pusher
Knock over porta-potties? That sounds sanitary. And delicious!

Spewer
At last, a game where vomiting is vital! Puke your way to fame and glory!

Twisted Nips
It hurts as much as it sounds like.

It’s August, it’s hot and we could all use a respite from this summer heat. We know a thing or two about how to keep cool and while we aren’t doctors we have just the cure for your summer heatstroke. AG’s Games to keep you cool….

I feel bad for Penguins since they are the lone flightless bird but these fancy feathered friends have such the drive and desire to take flight, with a running start of course. Use gliders or rockets just teach these little guys how to fly.
Play learn To Fly!

The first snow fall is a few months away but you can practice your snowball throwing skills in Snow Blitz, no matter the weather or the heat index. It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye so you better make sure it’s not you.
Play Snow Blitz!

Nothing says chill like the beach, waves and tan lines. For those of you who are landlocked or have yet to hang ten (like me!) you can still rock the surf. Stay afloat while making some gnarly jumps and see how long you can last, dude.
Play Legend Of Surf

Park the Boat without hitting the many hazards in the marina which is easier said than done. If boats aren’t your thing or you don’t know who to swim, try Parking Lot, it’s the same song just a different tune.
Play Park The Boat

In Snowball Hill a small one pound snowball starts a journey downhill and the goal is to hit things left and right, like people, dogs, the abominable snow man… just avoid the trees or houses and try to get the biggest and badest snowball in the world.
Play Snowball Hill