NFL Playoff Week whatever Blog:
It’s been almost a week since the last playoff round, and the games are still semi-fresh in my mind. I was definitely shocked at a few outcomes, but pleasantly surprised at others. Is that too vague? Let me break it down.
Shocked: That the Patriots lost
Pleasantly Surprised: Tom Brady got his long hair handed to him in the form of Mark Sanchez’s winning smile.
I’m already bored with this introduction- Let’s just recap last week’s shenanigans.
Pittsburgh vs Baltimore aka “There Will Be Blood”
Pittsburgh may have won this game, but Baltimore wins for style points. The hits were hard, the yelling was loud, a yoga move was conducted on the field, and Baltimore managed to score the easiest touchdown of the weekend.
see video here and here.
That. Just. Happened.
Also, Mike Tomlin, it’s always a pleasure to see you when you’re not moonlighting on “House”.

Hey, It's Mike Tomlin Omar!
Seattle vs Chicago
I think we went to Safeway during this game, but we did come back just in time to see Chicago beat Seattle. To be fair though, is anyone surprised?
Green Bay vs Atlanta
Another “meh” game. I’m fairly certain I took a nap during this, but thankfully Green Bay won, so my cheese hat is still in the running of food to be made come Super Bowl Sunday.
NY Jets vs New England, or “Handsome Faced Tom Brady vs Winning Smile Sanchez”
I don’t dislike many people. No, that’s a lie- I can tolerate most people. However, I cannot tolerate Tom Brady. I can’t explain it, and I’m sure he’s a lovely gentleman (not really), but he makes me see red. Despite my unexplainable hatred for Tom Brady, I was rooting for the Patriots, just because I want to try out a new clam chowder recipe.
Both Brady and Sanchez weren’t exactly playing their best, as Brady was sacked roughly 1 million times, and Sanchez apparently forgot how to play football, but in the end Sanchez’s winning smile dominated Brady’s laughable haircut. Leif Garrett called and he wants his feathered hair back, bro.
So, this week we have the Jets vs Pittsburgh, and Chicago vs Green Bay.
I could make a prediction based on stats and history, and players, and blah, blah, blah, but that’s too logical. Logic being something I fail miserably at, considering I spent the first twenty-four years of my life convinced if the air temperature dropped below twenty-seven, it automatically snowed.
Instead I will go with what I want to cook on Super Bowl Sunday.
Jets vs Pittsburgh: Thin Crust Pizza vs Fries and Ketchup
My pick: Jets
Chicago vs Green Bay: Deep Dish Pizza vs. CHEESE HAT????
My pick: Green Bay, 100%








