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Bad Gamer Pickup Lines for Valentine’s Day

If you’re planning a hot date for Valentine’s Day … let’s face it, you wouldn’t be reading this.  You need help and you need it fast. Check out these gamer pickup lines.  They’re really bad, but if we had good pickup lines, we wouldn’t be gamers.

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QWOPentine

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Achievement Unlocked 3 walkthrough

Achievement Unlocked 3 is a bonkers platformer that involves candy, a giant regal hamster and an elephant with a list of achievements longer than his trunk. Run through this wild parody of a gaming culture that panders to players’ needs for constant approval and affirmation. Achievement Unlocked: Read description! Here’s 500 arbitrary points!

Play Achievement Unlocked 3 here: pwnAG.com/achieve3

Watch the Achievement Unlocked 3 walkthrough below:

 

(via armorgames)

Red Space walkthrough

Red Space is a point-and-click adventure from another planet. You’re part of an intergalactic expedition, but it’s looking increasingly likely that you’re also going to be part of an alien monster’s digestive system. Don’t get scared, because it’ll be really unpleasant if you pee your spacesuit in zero gravity.

Play Red Space here: pwnAG.com/redspace

Watch the Red Space walkthrough below:

 

(via aresko)

6 Valentine’s Day Cards Only Gamers Will Love

Wanna tell that special someone how you feel about them, but can’t bear the thought of human interaction? Perfect! Here’s some gamer Valentine’s Day cards guaranteed to get your crush to notice you … for better or worse.

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Sniper Team 2: pwnAG.com/st2

 

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Eye Surgery: pwnAG.com/eyesurgery

 

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The Impossible Quiz: pwnAG.com/iq

 

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A Tale of Two Yetis (coming Friday, only on AddictingGames)

 

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Printable version

 

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Bad Gamer Pickup Line #14

 

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Bad Gamer Pickup Line #37

 

XOXO,

AddictingGames.com

Sniper Team 2 trailer

Sniper Team 2 is a military action game that takes being far-sighted to a new level. Are you accurate enough to scope your enemies from across the map? Take your best headshot.

Play Sniper Team 2 here: pwnAG.com/st2

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