If you’re planning a hot date for Valentine’s Day … let’s face it, you wouldn’t be reading this. You need help and you need it fast. Check out these gamer pickup lines. They’re really bad, but if we had good pickup lines, we wouldn’t be gamers.
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Achievement Unlocked 3 is a bonkers platformer that involves candy, a giant regal hamster and an elephant with a list of achievements longer than his trunk. Run through this wild parody of a gaming culture that panders to players’ needs for constant approval and affirmation. Achievement Unlocked: Read description! Here’s 500 arbitrary points!
Play Achievement Unlocked 3 here: pwnAG.com/achieve3
Watch the Achievement Unlocked 3 walkthrough below:
Red Space is a point-and-click adventure from another planet. You’re part of an intergalactic expedition, but it’s looking increasingly likely that you’re also going to be part of an alien monster’s digestive system. Don’t get scared, because it’ll be really unpleasant if you pee your spacesuit in zero gravity.
Play Red Space here: pwnAG.com/redspace
Watch the Red Space walkthrough below:
Wanna tell that special someone how you feel about them, but can’t bear the thought of human interaction? Perfect! Here’s some gamer Valentine’s Day cards guaranteed to get your crush to notice you … for better or worse.
Sniper Team 2: pwnAG.com/st2
Eye Surgery: pwnAG.com/eyesurgery
The Impossible Quiz: pwnAG.com/iq
A Tale of Two Yetis (coming Friday, only on AddictingGames)
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