Archive for December, 2009

Spank A Naughty Celebrity for New Years!


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Today AddictingGames has unleashed is most recent masterpiece of newsy gaming enjoyment, “Spank A Naught Celebrity 2009“! In this amazing reality style news game, it’s up to you to spank the naughtiest celebrities of 2009. There are many amazing celebs to spank including Tiger woods and my favorite slaping bag Miley Cyrus! The game play may not be very deep but slapping all of the naughtiest celebs of 09 is always a good time, every time! Give this one a try and share it with your friends on Facebook and Twitter! Have fun and spank you very much!

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Holday Gaming With AddictingGames.com!

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Baby, it’s cold outside! So what better way to warm up then by sitting by the fire, cup of hot coca in hand and over 3,000 free online games from Addictinggames.com to entertain you from now until New Years! We believe the holidays are a time for gaming and while we have fun online games dedicated to kitten cannons and celebrity downfalls we also get in the holiday spirit by offering you amazing games that will bring the joy of the holiday season to you without stepping foot in a mall. You can get all the joy of snowball fights without having to put on a coat and gloves and feel the rush of shredding down a mountain side without a wind chill. So sit back, relax and get started! ‘Tis the Season for Gaming!

Supreme Extreme Snowboarding
Can’t get to the slopes this year? No problem! Supreme Extreme Snowboarding will bring the slopes to you in this online game. Make it down the hill by completing tricks and landing them. Get after it and be EXTREME!

Aggressive Alpine Skiing
And for those of you who think two is better than one, we have Aggressive Alpine Skiing. Collect all the stars on your journey downhill but avoid running into cabins and that pesky sniper, he is everywhere! Dodging Snipers on the downhill, that really is aggressive.

12 Holes of X-Mas
You’ve heard of the 12 Days of Christmas, right? It’s that delightful ditty about Partridges in Pear Trees and Lords a Leaping. So now add golf balls and clubs and you get the 12 Holes of X-mas, a fun free online strategy game to kick start your holidays.

Santa Farty Pants
Rudolf lost his way and crashed Santa’s sleigh. Thankfully ol’ St. Nick has as a plan B! Help Santa deliver presents by farting your way to the chimney top by eating brussel sprouts and pies. Avoid getting knocked in the face by the evil snowman that is looking to take you down!

Snow Ball Blitz
Snow days aren’t just for getting out of school anymore, it’s for neighborhood snowball fights (and to play games online)! It’s a battle to the death when you’re up against the neighborhood bullies. Throw snowballs and dodge oncoming artillery or you’ll end up face first in the snow.

A Sugg Christmas
Feeling Grinchy? Not a fan of all the joy, happiness and carols that come with celebrating the holidays? I don’t blame you. All the Holiday cheer can get to a person. So do you want use a laser to demolish presents and candy canes? Check out A Sugg Christmas, dress up as Santa and stop this holiday cheer once and for all.

Reindeer Tipping
What are online holiday games without Scrooge, the meanest of the mean? He hates everything. But most of all he hates Christmas. In order to stop Santa from delivering presents, Scrooge heads up to the North Pole to do a little Reindeer Tipping. Wait for Dasher, Dancer, Blitzen and the rest of the crew to fall asleep and start tippin’. Watch out, if you mess with the bull you will get the horns.

There now, aren’t you in the holiday spirit? Hitting the slopes, throwing snowballs and tipping Reindeer! What more could you ask for?! On you want more games? We’ve got you covered with over 3,000 free online games to keep you occupied.
Happy Holidays and Seasons Greetings from your friends at Addicitinggames.com, the best source of free online games in the world.

AddictingGames is the largest free online games site in the US. We are trailblazers in the casual games territory, developing and distributing innovative, irreverent, addictive online games.

Classic Game Reviews of 2009

The truth looks so good online!

The truth looks so good online!

Gamers, we appreciate you. We appreciate your honesty and your humor, but most of all, we appreciate your game reviews. We’ve compiled a short list of some of our favorite game reviews, and we hope you feel free to post some of your favorites in the comments section.
You keep us young, gamers… You keep us young.

guinea Bubble Guinea Pop

MasterChiefrocks6543 has this to say about Bubble Guinea Pop-
“so a snake pukes a turd that blows a bubble that pops all over a turtle ???????????”

MasterChiefrocks6543
, you understand the game, and we appreciate that!

Palisade Guardian 2

Friday77’s review of Palisade Guardian 2- “i don’t kick butts i shoot them add me”

Friday77, I would like to be your friend on AddictingGames. Please add me- lolwtfbbq

Mind the Blox

Squirtle Suarez seems to have a love hate relationship with Mind the Blox, saying, “I’m starting to think that I only like this game because it makes me rage”
Squirtle Suarez, what is there to rage about? The game is fabulous, hilarious, and you love it! YOU LOVE IT!

I Don’t Even Know How to clean a toilet

bobbyman12345678910 easily wins the award for “Most Random”, Yet “Most Informative” Game Review, That Actually Has Nothing To Do About the Game for I Don’t Even Know How to clean a toilet

(This was simply too much of a Time-Saver not to share it with you)

1. Put both lids of the Toilet up,
And add 1/8 cup of pet
Shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while
You carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat
In the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the Lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make Ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the
Toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four Times.
This provides a ‘power-wash’ and rinse’.

6.. Have someone open the front door of
Your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the
Bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as
You can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the
Toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be
Sparkling clean.

Sincerely,The Dog”

bobbyman12345678910
, you are a scholar and a gentleman. I applaud your random game review for a random game. Well done, sir!

Red Remover

Daytona9999 has a bit of a cry for help, we think for their review of Red Remover. “someone tell me they hate this game! Cause if u do i will kill myself!”

Daytona9999, your dedication to Red Remover is outstanding!

Days 2 Die 2

spencerific93 has a fantastic question in his review of  Days 2 Die 2:
“Where is the gasoline!?!?
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Spencerific93, I ask the same question.

Fantastic job, gamers! Keep leaving hilarious reviews, and who knows- maybe you will find your review in our AddictingGames blog one day!

AddictingGames is the largest free online games site in the US. We are trailblazers in the casual games territory, developing and distributing innovative, irreverent, addictive online games.


Stay Warm With AddictingGames.com!

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Ahhh snow!

Lets face it! Winter is here and it has gotten cold! Sure some of us have the luxury of living in tropical places where grass skirts and beach gear seems to work all year round, but for most of us winter means snow, ice, wind, and that unpleasant feeling of being cold when you go outside. We don’t want anyone to freeze while playing our games so I have come up with a few free online games that will help keep you warm during those frosty moments that winter can bring.

Flame Puppy
Now man’s best friend has a whole new purpose! Keeping the world around you warm! Sure most dogs will snuggle up with you in bed but this little pup will just light a tree on fire if you need to warm up your hands! What a pal!

Sunburn
It may be winter where you live but it’s always summer in Sunburn. Use your burning ability to fry up some tourists! It’s almost as easy as cooking bacon only it doesn’t quite smell as nice!

Streets of Fire
These streets will never be full of snow because we all know that fire totally pwns snow every time! Feel the burn in this hot game and keep frostbite far away with this fiery action game that is perfect for any winter situation!

AddictingGames is the largest free online games site in the US. We are trailblazers in the casual games territory, developing and distributing innovative, irreverent, addictive online games.

Brand Spanking New: Tiger Parking Slam!

Help Tiger park his car!

Help Tiger park his car!

Tiger Woods has been dealing with quite the mess as of late and we only felt it was fair to make a hilarious game about him. So today I give to you, Tiger Parking Slam! Yesterday The Wall Street Journal and The Huffington Post both ran a story about the games creation and now it is finally here!

In Tiger Parking Slam it’s up to you to help Tiger park his car before it crashes! Remember to be careful! He barely got the car out of the driveway before he crashed it irl! The game is already racking up thousands of plays and is being featured all over the web! Check out some of the other websites that have been talking about Tiger Parking slam and find out why it’s a SMASHING good time!

Click here to play Tiger Parking Slam

More Press!
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All Things Digital
Yahoo Sports
Game Informer
Game Spot

AddictingGames is the largest free online games site in the US. We are trailblazers in the casual games territory, developing and distributing innovative, irreverent, addictive online games.