The truth looks so good online!
Gamers, we appreciate you. We appreciate your honesty and your humor, but most of all, we appreciate your game reviews. We’ve compiled a short list of some of our favorite game reviews, and we hope you feel free to post some of your favorites in the comments section.
You keep us young, gamers… You keep us young.
Bubble Guinea Pop
MasterChiefrocks6543 has this to say about Bubble Guinea Pop-
“so a snake pukes a turd that blows a bubble that pops all over a turtle ???????????”
MasterChiefrocks6543, you understand the game, and we appreciate that!
Palisade Guardian 2
Friday77’s review of Palisade Guardian 2- “i don’t kick butts i shoot them add me”
Friday77, I would like to be your friend on AddictingGames. Please add me- lolwtfbbq
Mind the Blox
Squirtle Suarez seems to have a love hate relationship with Mind the Blox, saying, “I’m starting to think that I only like this game because it makes me rage”
Squirtle Suarez, what is there to rage about? The game is fabulous, hilarious, and you love it! YOU LOVE IT!
I Don’t Even Know How to clean a toilet
bobbyman12345678910 easily wins the award for “Most Random”, Yet “Most Informative” Game Review, That Actually Has Nothing To Do About the Game for I Don’t Even Know How to clean a toilet
(This was simply too much of a Time-Saver not to share it with you)
1. Put both lids of the Toilet up,
And add 1/8 cup of pet
Shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while
You carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat
In the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the Lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make Ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the
Toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four Times.
This provides a ‘power-wash’ and rinse’.
6.. Have someone open the front door of
Be sure that there are no people between the
Bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as
You can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the
Toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be
bobbyman12345678910, you are a scholar and a gentleman. I applaud your random game review for a random game. Well done, sir!
Daytona9999 has a bit of a cry for help, we think for their review of Red Remover. “someone tell me they hate this game! Cause if u do i will kill myself!”
Daytona9999, your dedication to Red Remover is outstanding!
Days 2 Die 2
spencerific93 has a fantastic question in his review of Days 2 Die 2:
“Where is the gasoline!?!?
what is t
what is th
what is the
what is the p
what is the po
what is the poi
what is the poin
what is the point
what is the point i
what is the point in
what is the point in d
what is the point in do
what is the point in doi
what is the point in doin
what is the point in doing
what is the point in doing t
what is the point in doing th
what is the point in doing thi
what is the point in doing this
what is the point in doing this?”
Spencerific93, I ask the same question.
Fantastic job, gamers! Keep leaving hilarious reviews, and who knows- maybe you will find your review in our AddictingGames blog one day!
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